June 2012
20 posts
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me: dad i have to tell you something
dad: are you lesbian
are you pregnant
are you addicted to drugs
are you a prostitute
are you pregnant
you aren't pregnant are you
you're gay aren't you
me: i'm hungry
my childhood.
Drake: You calling me a liar?!
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Josh: You want a mouth full of fist?!
Drake: You want a butt full of foot?!
Josh: I hope you go bald!
Drake: I hope they cancel Oprah!
Josh: *GASP* You take that back!
May 2012
385 posts
My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life.
Anonymous asked: You are cute :D
